Sportosexual

someone who is so in love with sports that they would have sex with it if they could

Joe is so sportosexual, he played madden while watching the hockey game on his computer and the basketball game on his tablet and while talking to his friend about soccer on the phone after he came home from baseball practice

by anonymouse6 June 11, 2014

scotton

Abnormally small genitles.

Using non stick cooking ware can give kids scotton.

by Merkel December 25, 2018

SPOTTED OWL

When you are having anal sex with a woman on the rag and you pull out her tampon and sling it onto her back so it makes spots.

I was screwing a girl up the ass cause she was on the rag and as I was going to town, I saw her tampon string dangling in the air. I gave it a pull and slapped it onto her back, making bloody spots. There in my bedroom, the rare spotted owl made its appearance.

by Bernie: August 30, 2008

spotty

Name for US paper currency because of the round "spots" that circle the numbers and dead presidents. Also plays off of the term spot for a quick loan between friends.

I'm broke, got any spottys?

by hwinked January 19, 2004

spot to mouth

When a person is benchpressing and their spotter drops their pants and sticks their cock in their mouth when they are inhaling between reps.

He pulled a spot to mouth on Scott while at the Gym.

by Tim Eden March 7, 2007

Spotter Dotter

A dalmation dog, also uses to describe data in class

yo that nigga put some spata data on the graph, you you see that mothafucking spotter dotter run across the street

by willyoc December 4, 2007

Spottia

a flat spot on a bar of soap when dropped in the shower.

There is a spottia on the soap

by DGNR8 January 18, 2008