Spooning

The act of one person shoving a spoon up the other person's arse. This is preferable to a similar practice called forking.

Uncle Pete was only in prison one day before he had a good spooning.

by Ike&Tina October 20, 2009

Spoobing

To spoob

"I need a verb." "Spoobing!!"

by The Man February 26, 2004

Swooping

The act of sticking your hand under your balls and flicking them so hard they make a "swoop" sound.

Guy 1: My balls hurt so bad.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 3: I was swooping last night

by Meat spin September 8, 2016

Extreme Spooning

The advanced version of spooning.

Extreme Spooning is the art of spooning while creating as much skin on skin contact as possible, to become more and more like a human pretzel. No sort of sexual penetration is required for extreme spooning but is often encourage.

Courtney: So my boyfriend really wasn't into sex last night but he did hold me.

Ashley: Well that was nice of him. I assumed he spooned you most of the night?

Courtney: Well, it was a bit more then that. We laid in bed naked, with his legs twisted around me and his hands running all over my body. I could definitely tell he was ready for some forking but it didn't happen.

Ashley: Honey, you've just experienced extreme spooning.

by nw968 July 17, 2012

swooping

A term used by prison inmates to identify someone else as homosexual.

Related words: swoop, swoopfest, swooped, swooptacular

Is he swooping?
Yeah, he swoops.

There are too many guys in here.
I agree, its definitely a swoopfest.

by Abagail Thompson December 18, 2005

Sooping

a type of bowel movement; the unsavory process of pooping "soup"

I have NO idea what was in that burrito I ate last night, but I was SOOPING all morning.

by altesse.jolie April 27, 2010

cruiser spooning

To cuddle up in a half-spoon half-fetal position with a body pillow because you have got led on by a girl again.

Look at Cruzer, he's cruiser spooning again, must have been the DJing that sealed the deal.

by PSK480 December 9, 2008