by pillravi March 9, 2017
Get the splorphed mug.When you cum in a girl's mouth and she has trouble breathing, so it makes a rather gnarly slurping sound.
Friend 1: "Dude, last night I came so hard in this one girl's mouth that she started slurp breathing!"
Friend 2: "Holy shit dude, brutal."
Friend 2: "Holy shit dude, brutal."
by ud4652219 March 20, 2017
Get the Slurp Breathing mug.Related Words
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by Boscosmom84 November 2, 2018
Get the slurpy-derp mug.girl: should i spit or swallow?
guy: swallow, i can’t get a cumstain on these sheets
girl: oh then it’s MUTHAFUCKIN SLURPIN’ TIME 🦶🏿😫🅱️
guy: swallow, i can’t get a cumstain on these sheets
girl: oh then it’s MUTHAFUCKIN SLURPIN’ TIME 🦶🏿😫🅱️
by pickle juice 😩 January 15, 2019
Get the slurpin’ time mug.Noun:
1. The puddle of product squeezed from a squeeze bottle, pumped from a dispensing device, sprayed from an aerosol can, or scooped from a container.
2. Can also refer to spilled, wasted, unwanted, or discarded product.
Verb:
1. To give, transfer, spill, or otherwise move such product from one place to another.
Does not refer to powders, solids, non-viscus substances, or free flowing liquids like water.
1. The puddle of product squeezed from a squeeze bottle, pumped from a dispensing device, sprayed from an aerosol can, or scooped from a container.
2. Can also refer to spilled, wasted, unwanted, or discarded product.
Verb:
1. To give, transfer, spill, or otherwise move such product from one place to another.
Does not refer to powders, solids, non-viscus substances, or free flowing liquids like water.
Noun:
The snack bar put a huge splurb of butter on my popcorn.
That hair gel is oily, so just use a small splurb.
Who left a splurb of grease on the garage floor?
I accidentally sat in a splurb of mustard.
That's a big splurb of shaving cream.
Squeeze a splurb of glue onto the paper.
Spray a splurb of foam insulation into the cracks around the pipes.
Help, I spilled a giant splurb of paint onto the carpet!
Verb:
Splurb me some of that syrup.
He splurbed half a bottle of oil onto the engine.
I got splurbed in the face with chocolate sauce.
Did you splurb all of that mayo onto the floor?
You're splurbing a lot of whipped cream onto your pie.
If you don't stop complaining, I'll splurb you with the first thing I grab!
Please don't splurb any more varnish onto the floor.
Splurb the rest of that glue into a smaller container.
The snack bar put a huge splurb of butter on my popcorn.
That hair gel is oily, so just use a small splurb.
Who left a splurb of grease on the garage floor?
I accidentally sat in a splurb of mustard.
That's a big splurb of shaving cream.
Squeeze a splurb of glue onto the paper.
Spray a splurb of foam insulation into the cracks around the pipes.
Help, I spilled a giant splurb of paint onto the carpet!
Verb:
Splurb me some of that syrup.
He splurbed half a bottle of oil onto the engine.
I got splurbed in the face with chocolate sauce.
Did you splurb all of that mayo onto the floor?
You're splurbing a lot of whipped cream onto your pie.
If you don't stop complaining, I'll splurb you with the first thing I grab!
Please don't splurb any more varnish onto the floor.
Splurb the rest of that glue into a smaller container.
by Almost A Myth February 20, 2019
Get the splurb mug.When a guy sits in the corner and watches a couple engage in anal activities. When the male ejaculates in her anus the slurpy grabs a straw and sucks out the jizz out of the females anus.
by Bettrnu November 27, 2019
Get the Slurpy mug.The slurplemuff is usually only saved for the grandest of occasions. It occurs when Whoopi Goldberg forcefully yet gracefully rips a huge wet fart directly in to Oprah Winfrey's douche bag thus creating the perfect slurpable mix of hot beefy butt stank and toxic muff sludge. Great for parties or simply as an alternative to anything you aren't willing to do.
YO! That slurplemuff was so good, it nearly melted my damn lips off! It was much better than country music ever was.
by bobo bumpkins January 27, 2020
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