Nazi Sledgehammer

Shitting in a condom and freezing it to make a dildo.

"Shit, I forgot the dildo"
"Well have you got a condom?"
"Yeah, why?"
"I'll make us a Nazi Sledgehammer"

by DeepFriedFrog'sLegs October 22, 2014

San Clemente Sludge Sled

During anal sex doggie style, when the female begins to crap, or poke a turtle head, the male jams the crap back in with his penis.

"Lisa told me she had to deuce last night before sex. I was so horny I told her to wait. Unfortunately I had to give her the old San Clemente Sludge Sled to keep it in a little longer so I could cum."

by Jimmy Thekcoch January 9, 2012

Sledding Human Centipede

When forming a chain of 3 or more sleds and sledding down a huge hill and having an epic crash at the end. Sounds like a cool idea but in the end everyone gets destroyed. Thus follows the plot of the Human Centipede.

Steve: "Dude, we should all get together and sled down in one chain"

Kyle: "A Sledding Human Centipede. Not trying to go to the Er."

Steve: "Pussy"

by Da real Adler Smith trick February 22, 2011

SledgeHammer

"big hammer", serious tool, not carried in pocketz,and not used with nails, more like used fo` whacking down anything else.
(also total humour series, starring
by some actor named david, watch out for Sledge.)

lez grab the sledge hammer !

by saywhaaat December 11, 2003

sledging

the intense and delibitating feeling after you take an ecstasy tablet, before you 'come up'. During this time, you can feel like you're going to die, and often need to sit down. This very strong feeling goes away after about an hour, and then you 'come up', sometimes very intensely.

After I took that pill, I was sledging badly, but then came up like a rocket!

by Manc_2008 May 15, 2008

spedestrian

any person whose walk is the speed of an average man's run, yet still has natural steps. Scientists have yet to understand how they keep up speed for so long without running. May cause others in the group to jog in order to catch up. Made from speed + pedestrian

(pant, pant) Oh great, these fuckin spedestrians are killing me, I actually have to run to keep up with them. Damn.

by Paul Wall II February 25, 2007

anal sleds

A highly infectious STI (STD). It is a viral STI, so it cannot be cured with antibiotics. Anal sleds are transmitted through acts of anal sex, or sodomy.
This STI is not, in fact, proven to be in existence, and is not acknowledged by the Catholic Church, but is a phrase commonly used in southern california to identify those who engage in acts of butt-piracy.

Bob: hey, do you see those three over there eating lunch? I hear they all have anal sleds.
George: What?! Both guys and the girl? You mean, they all got anal sleds from each other?
Bob: Yeah. It's pretty nasty. I hear they have it in an advanced stage, too.

by anal sleds June 2, 2010