spling

Originates from the recent place factory incident. Spling is a word used to describe a quizmonkey, usually found in the depths of garden centres along the beach. A spling can be purchased for around £70 from your local chin store, and usually come with a free nobshock or chinstrap.

Hey Chad, look at my spling!

by Jono Green February 3, 2005

Splank

The divider used to separate groceries at the supermarket. ie, a separation plank.

yo, pass me that splank dude

by bridimattio May 16, 2011

splangus

Splayed Angus (see also Angus) and Angry Angus.

The deliberate widening of the anal opening to allow ease of penetration.

Rod bent over and showed Leroy his spalngus begging him to pleasure him with his 18 inch sausage. Clearly Rod has gAIDS (see gAIDS)

by Angry Angus June 3, 2004

splank

a penis being slammed

ooo the book splanked me!

by fat man tony December 28, 2005

Spain

You usualy remember Spain when you talk about Portugal. It's the country that is attached to Portugal, but it wasn't meant to be it's just there by error.

- I went to Portugal, It was so great!!
- WOW! I wish! but did you visit Spain
- What?
- Spain, The big thing next to Portugal i think..
- Oh.. I heard about it. No I didn't it was just not meant to be.

by matheww March 22, 2005

Spainbury aka Danbury

Spainbury, aka Danbury, CT is a city with over 100,000 residents, most of which are illegal Hispanics.

LeRoy: Did you hear about another illegal immigrant in Spainbury aka Danbury driving drunk and killing a mother and her infant daughter?

Carl: Yea, damn shame.

by TylerWoodell March 29, 2010

spain park high school

A beautiful high school located in Birmingham Alabama. In 2015 this school was known to beat Hoover high at there stadium first time in forever, in football. A safe school with kind staff and teachers. This is the ultimate school, full of school spirit and academic excellence!

Spain park high school girls are hotter than Hoover high school girls.

by Bella01 January 15, 2016