Speech Banana

A banana capable of speech (genus musa, capabilty: speech)

Walter: Hey, did you know that a “Speech banana” is a term used to describe the area where most sounds of average conversational speech occur on this graph?

Alfred: Nah, a speech banana is a banana capable of speech.

by Akagami September 29, 2021

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The thing that pops up when you make a definition on Urban Dictionary

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Me: ait bet imma make a definition of this

by skibidigyattfanumtaxohiosigma1 January 2, 2024

Danny Speech

An accent invented Soley daniel, which icludes but is not limited to: Replacing damm with dagum, replacing dick with johnson and replacing dude with john

Danny has a severe case of danny speech

by EDBBC_445 March 13, 2024

Forced Speech

It's like forced celibacy. I mean... You could just do it willingly and be happy about it. Right?

Hym "I don't like the term 'forced speech.' I perfer 'Involuntary.' You're saying it but... Not voluntarily. And no Chris, all I care about is talk. But is that what you want Chris Williamson? You want me to murder the kid instead of talking about it? You tell me when and I'll do it. Say "Hym Iam kill the kid today." And I will do that Chris Williamson because apparently the things YOU SAY... YOU TALKING (You fucking retard midget prick) is the structure of reality upon which I step. You speak and the ground manifests beneath my feet. Like, you can't disparage talking what you do nothing but talk."

by Hym Iam July 11, 2024

twitter speech

a way of speaking only real skinny legends use

"*Insert name*, sweetie, I'm so sorry, but I'm about to spill the tea, so hold ur wigs, cause imma snatch 'em."
or
"Oof sis, several points were made, eye cannot-"

*insert a list of random emojis like the cowboy emoji, the water droplets emoji and the cool sunglasses emoji*

"can somebody tell *insert name* that using twitter speech isn't that cool sis, it ain't it chief"

by boatychan February 3, 2019

Freedom of Speech

The Birth Right to Say what you want when you want

"Something that does not exist anymore"

"Germany Did Nothing Wrong Europe should be For Europeans"

thats racist and anti-semitic you can't say that

well i thought freedom of speech existed guess not

im sorry dont ban or cancel me

by contagiousTruth September 26, 2022

mussolini speech bubble

A classic gem from r/ultraleft. Often used when someone simps for the petite bourgeoisie/acts like mere worker co-ops will bring about socialism, which makes them look like Mussolini.

Person 1: "Capitalism shut down my local coffee shop. Capitalism can suck it"
based ultrachad: *mussolini speech bubble*

by AgainstTransHate June 25, 2024