Spastik powder

Spastik powder is the street slang for methadrone, mkat or meow meow. Can cause side affects such and random twitching and outbursts of tourettes whilst squirming around on the floor.

Wow, look at that guy rolling about the floor, you better call an ambulance as i think he's having a fit!

Na, its okay he's been on that spastik powder!

by gash pirates July 30, 2011

Tween Spastics

The escalating sound produced by a large group of tweens. At first, the sound is a light chatter. Then it grows in intensity and the frequency changes to a squeal. Eventually the incoherent ramblings of these little pricks drowns out all ambient background sound until you get a massive migraine.

After my buddies and I walked out of the movie theater we noticed a large group of tweens waiting around for mommy and daddy to come in their BMWs & Lexus to pick them up. Their tween spastics were so deafening that we started to bleed from our ears.

by Cheesus Crust on a Cracker November 14, 2007

Plastic spastic

A person who can't control their spending on credit cards, debit cards, store cards, or any other type of plastic.

Husband: Another credit card AND you've maxed out the four you already have?!

Wife: I can't help it!

Husband: You're just a plastic spastic.

by Eternal Requiem December 10, 2009

Shasta McNasty

A Ratchet bitch.

Is she wearing crotchless panties to her brothers 7th birthday party? That girl is Shasta McNasty!

by JiSiL October 18, 2014

sastastic

An object or person that is too amazing to be sassed.

Wow, that was some sastastic steak.

Oh baby, give me some of your sastastic lovin'!

by Luke Short January 29, 2005

smaste

The art of breathing in through your mouth and taste/smelling an object, usually a food. See: smasting.

J: "Here Ben, smaste this can of coke!"
B: "Aw, Dude, all i can smaste is the metal!"

by jayseven May 5, 2005

spasticoon

a spasticated black person

Desmond is a spasticoon, look at him lick those windows!

by willy-ham February 28, 2008