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Soggy Cones

Titties that sag low and look like they are melting. Also known as c peps or queen tips.
Derek J had such bad soggy cones Erin was worried about income for the winter. She stated if he did not perk them up into shape she would not be able to get her third liposuction procedure.
by Joel Epstein Leider July 9, 2018
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soggy nipple

A nipple that takes a long time to get hard/ never gets hard. Flat nipple
Oh my god Brenda your nipples are so soggy, ew you have soggy nipples.
by Maloneschlone December 22, 2018
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Soggy biscuit

1: where two males ejaculate on a biscuit, the last person to bust a nut has to eat the biscuit.

2: a biscuit dipped in liquid
1: bob had to eat my soggy biscuit, he said it tasted good
1: i dropped my biscuit in my tea, it turned into a soggy biscuit
by kim jong grammar August 10, 2017
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Soggy Sophia

It is similar to a playing soggy biscuit but instead of using a biscuit, you would just cream pie Sophia. Looser had to consume the cream pie
Let’s play Soggy Sophia
by SophiaTrader69 May 16, 2019
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Soggy Kermit

The act of feeding your stepsister mass amount of Taco Bell and then proceeding to shove your fist up her ass as you would a puppet, then grab a fistful of fiery, watery, Taco Bell shit and whisper in her ear in a Kermit voice saying, “gee the swamp sure is nice”
I was at this party last night and gave her a soggy Kermit.
by DirtyGoblinReceiver69 December 15, 2019
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soggy groundhog

A maneuver in the game Sea of Thieves created by CaptainPickels. Most commonly performed with a Galleon. With a crew member in the brig he will flood the bottom deck until they drown. When they respawn in the bright side they will drown again and again.
I rage quit after learning first hand what a soggy groundhog was.
by Razar October 5, 2018
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soggy calimari

When a girl excessively works out without showering for days and her vaginia looks like it might have an infection cause it's crusty and smells like fish.
Guy 1: how was that girl you took home from the gym?
Guy 2: when she took her pants off, she had that soggy calimari.
by Peacock matt October 23, 2017
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