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Sausage Sniper Rifle

When a male avoids sexual activity for a considerable amount of time and saves up a massive load so he can proceed to fuck a woman in the ass hole then shortly before he is about to cum pull out, back up fifty feet and shoot skeet so far it is a head shot like a sniper rifle.
Bro I saved up this nut for like 3 months and gave this bitch the sausage sniper rifle right in the eye.

I saved up a load for a year and gave my wife the sausage sniper rifle but didn't back up far enough and left a welt on her face.
by JOEBOSSHOSS59 March 4, 2010
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Sniper Rifle

A rifle used by specially trained military personel. Consists of a long barrel, sometimes with a silencer attached for elimintation of targets at extreme ranges. Comes in a variety of types.
In the movie "Enemy at the Gates", Vasilles Zaitsef is excellent with a Sniper Rifle.
by Xerxes November 11, 2004
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Snape

(adjective, noun)
s-nay-puh

1. To be Snape-like in nature.
2. Generally bad tempered, dislike those of the name Harry in particular.

3. If fond of the name Lily

4. Someone who hates Gryffindors out of principle.

(snaping, snaped, snaper)
"You're so Snape

"He was so Snape that is his green jacket reminded me of a black cape"
" Wow, he really is Snape. He just pushed Harry over."

"Oh yeah, that guy who likes Lily. He's a Snape."

"Omg, that Snape just trashed the Gryffindor common room. What a tool!"
by prithomas. November 17, 2010
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Sniper Rifle

The gun that Tucker never gets to use.
"Hey! You've got the f***ing sniper rifle, I can't see sh**!..."
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"How come I never get the f***ing sniper rifle?"
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"You know what would be a good easter egg? If I got the godd*** sniper rifle."
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"I bet I could see better if I had that sniper rifle..."
by Speaker for the Dead June 1, 2004
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Severus Snape

every word Severus Snape has ever uttered, every glare, every action. pure sex.
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snipereyes

Me: dude that guy got owned
Bob: almost as bad as snipereyes!
by Bob Wizinski January 11, 2008
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snipe

An imaginary creature created to fool gullable people. Lots of times this prank is pulled on camp outs and is said you go on snipe hunts.
Camper 1: Hey lets go snipe hunting.
Camper 2: Whats a snipe?
Camper 1: You'll see.
by Jeremy H. 4/12/90 April 10, 2005
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