Snooper-looper

You snoop too much and your dick gets chopped off.

Mom: jimmy are you excited for Christmas?
Jim: Yes mom, soooo excited!
Christmas morning
Mom: surprise you got a ps4!!!
Jim: thx.
Mom: r u not excited?
Jim: well ya but I snooped.
Mom: well than you little shit

Jim: mom what are you doing with the machete. Plz no snooper-looper

by Yo-yo u a man January 19, 2021

Hotdog Snooter

When someone does a line of coke off some dudes dick.

Mason got on his knees and gave Cash a hotdog snooter

by Awesome H Dog December 11, 2007

Rope snooker

The act of attempting to penetrate another living being with a flaccid penis. As difficult to achieve as attempting to play snooker with a piece of rope. Often happens on rounds 2+ of sexual activity within a short period of time, or when one has consumed too much alcohol but will not be deterred.

Luca tried shagging this bird off tinder 3 times in one night but ended up playing rope snooker.

I thought I'd finally end my dry spell last night but after 15 pints all I could do was practise some rope snooker.

by Big bad Ben June 13, 2016

Doozle Snoozle

A nose or a face appendage that can be hit or used for bodily functions.

Ex: Did you see that! He punched that ostrich in the Doozle Snoozle!

by Deadish_Elf March 12, 2018

SnoozCream

1. (v) When a situation is mishandled, leading to tragic, life altering consequences, like when someone close to you sleeps with your mom

2. (v) When a prank, practical joke, or exploitation of stupidity is performed on someone that really deserves it, maybe because he slept with your mom

3. (v) A word that can be used to replace other action verbs

4. (n) A mysterious and powerful substance, its mystery is exceeded only by its power

1. Man, that Steve Bartman really snoozcreamed the Cubs.

2. You know that juicehead, date rapist, asswipe from study hall? Well, he left his cell phone on the table and me and Tommy snoozcreamed him by mass texting that he has a tiny pecker.

3. Officer, I only did it because he snoozcreamed my mom.

4. If you ever get a bruise, just rub a little snoozcream on it...all better.

by Lord Baron Von Snooz February 12, 2010

Snooker

It is a sport requiring the highest level of, practice, accuracy, patience, determination and positivity that can be imagined. I could say I dislike the physical play of the game too, but I don't watch it for that. I watch it to witness things other people only wish they could pull off doing anything else in the world. Facing odds only masters of their own fates can prevail against. Saying it is lame is just an empty opinion. (:

This younger snooker player is of a rare kind. Over many many years, you will always come across this type at least once, where he brings his ''Practice Table Game'' to the championship games, some say, the most dangerous player is the player, playing just for fun. Winners of any world championship are living proof that they are masters of their own fates.

by Alex - England May 24, 2011

snoozefeed

The act of browsing your newsfeed in lieu of getting out of bed

Noun: "I was checking my snooze feed because it was too cold to get out of bed, then my boss fired me via text"

Verb: "Anna likes snoozefeeding for 20 minutes when her alarm goes off at 6:45am every morning."

by Gaberhamthinkin February 4, 2016