snoozefeed

The act of browsing your newsfeed in lieu of getting out of bed

Noun: "I was checking my snooze feed because it was too cold to get out of bed, then my boss fired me via text"

Verb: "Anna likes snoozefeeding for 20 minutes when her alarm goes off at 6:45am every morning."

by Gaberhamthinkin February 4, 2016

snoozefest

An event, discussion, or meeting so boring it causes one to extemporaneously nap.

I was hoping to witness some fistfights at my family reunion, but it turned our to be a snoozefest.

by Pete Corradino September 23, 2003

snoozehead

one who sets an alarm clock and who presses the snooze button every time the alarm rings so that one can have a longer sleep.

Snoozeheads are lazybones.

by uttam maharjan July 13, 2012

snoozefest

really boring event that makes you want to go have a good sleep

barfiwh@latto: “cardi b released new music!!”

nickiqueenofrap: “snoozefest”

by ilyrubybennett June 1, 2023

snoozered

The act of being put to sleep by a long winded conversation, speech or presentation.

I thought he would never shut up. I am very snoozered by him. That speech really snoozered me!

by kat51 May 12, 2009

snoozefest

The act of driving any "supposed" sports car with an automatic transmission also, known as a slushbox.

Man, I took that new S4 Cabrio out for a test drive and what a snoozefest it was with that slushbox.

by I<32drive March 24, 2009

snoozebender

During a snoozebender, the sleeper is known to enter a blissful state of hibernation, where time and space lose all meaning. When coming out of a snoozebender, the only things that can coax the sleeper back to the land of the living are the promise of a delicious meal or a pressing need to use the restroom.

It's not recommended to engage in a snoozebender if you have important things to do, but if you're feeling rebellious, lazy or just in need of a break, then go for it! Just don't forget to set an alarm or you might snoozebend yourself into the next week.

After a long night of partying, I spent the whole next day on a snoozebender, chugging Zzz's like they were shots of tequila.

by Paul2600 February 19, 2023