Snooker

7g of Cocaine, or two 8-Balls

Let's get crazy and buy a snooker for the weekend!

by Lubki June 5, 2015

snookied

a woman who is struck close fisted by a man in public

I strolled through Cleveland's downtown area and was filled with horror at the sight of an elderly woman being snookied by a craven cut-purse

by provider44 January 14, 2010

snookified

using lots of hairspray to add height and stiffness to one's hairstyle

That girl is cute, but too snookified. She should ease up on the Aqua Net.

by ms. lola January 11, 2011

Snookied

When an intoxicated male goes home with with a short, pudgy and less attractive female.

Bro 1 - "Aw man did you actually go home with that war pig at the bar last night."
Bro 2 - "Yeah man, I totally got snookied.

by Incepticles October 16, 2010

Slooking

Where you stand and look at the same time.

It is like planking as it can be done anywhere and you can try and outdo other slookers slooks, take photos and upload them to socal network sites, blogs and picture boards (facebook, 4chan, twitter, tumblr, myspace, etc).

The first slook ever done, with evidence, was done by Mike Wallace on 60 minutes. The main purpose of this was to troll planking.

Mike Wallace was standing and looking simultaneously on the tv show "60 minutes". Mike Wallace was slooking.

by Dann131 October 21, 2011

Snookleesi

An oompa loompa orange platinum-blonde woman. She has bleached her hair very white, contrasting with her neon orange skin. A combination of Snooki and Khaleesi.

Example: HOLD MY BABY! Did you see that Snookleesi?!

Photo Example: i.imgur.com/Qa4yy.png

by Faeynrir October 20, 2012

snookeroo

A person that continuously paints himself/herself into a corner. Self-inflicted "bad luck" follows them around. Left to their own devices, they will end up "snookered", sooner than later.

From the term "Snookered", which means "no way out" in the billiard game of Snooker.

He has had 7 careers in 7 years and his second wife just left him. The poor fellow is a Snookeroo.

by Snookeroo June 19, 2017