spank 'n sniff

To jerk off, fling the goo and smell your hand.

I just caught some pictures of Janet Jackson's wardrobe malfunction. It's time to go home and give it the old spank 'n sniff.

by Monkeyfuck McGrew January 13, 2005

butt-sniff-alicious

Having the quality of something nasty, but in an oddly humorous way.

"Dude, did you see Sally throw up the other night?"
"I did! It was butt-sniff-alicious!"

by cowpie52 February 24, 2009

Sniff n Wag

going in to suck a cock and finding it smells so wanking instead

"he was a sniff n wag "

by hornybabelicious June 04, 2008

Miami scratch and sniff

Now son ill tell you when you are older

Sarah gave me the 'ol Miami scratch and sniff last night and I can't feel my dick this mornin

by bigloinchboy69 August 25, 2021

sniff my chip

you only use this word if you wanna humiliate your enemies and completely destroy them >:)

bradley: "kevin you're such a loser"
kevin: "awww, well sniff my chip >:p"

by lebeetch September 09, 2020

sniff his cucumber

Snorting a line of coke off of a penis (preferably a strippers penis)

*at a Bachelorette party* “Hey girl, you gonna sniff his cucumber tonight?” “Yas Bitch!!!!”

by Leetheconqered January 03, 2018

sneaking a pussy sniff

That sweet moment you catch a slight sniff of her pussy odor, without her noticing.

Nonchalantly putting your face in her vaginal area and ever so slightly sniffing. That’s sneaking a pussy sniff

by MadSkills October 31, 2017