shit snapper

A person who consistently snapchats their friends whilst taking a shit. These people use the best kind of humor to make their friends laugh, or be disgusted, both leading to comedy and amusement for both the recipient and receiver of the alleged snapchat.

Matt: “Did you just get Mike’s snapchapt lol?”
Mike C: “Yea lol he might actually be a bigger shit snapper than me!”

by Paceyourself February 7, 2014

Snapper

a dangerous turtle to stay away from...

Fu*k! That snapper just took my finger off!!!

by mindy June 6, 2003

snapple

A drink bottled and sold in several flavors, including fruits and tea with flavoring. Advertised as 'made with the best stuff on earth', and supposedly healthy. Sometimes used as a substitute for soft drinks by those who are health concious, those who like fruit, or those who want to look 'cool'. Popular among the upper middle class and homosexuals (I don't know why).

Dude : Why do you drink so much snapple Tyler ?
Tyler : 'cause Coke eats your bones. gaaaahh!

by Tyler January 1, 2005

red snapper

After making sweet love to a woman who is currently mentrating, the man proceeds to remove the condom and snap it like a rubber band across the woman's face.

The red snapper administered by the man resulted in a swift kick in the nuts.

by red snapper pro May 27, 2004

Snapping the radish

Masterbating with unusually dirty or unclean hands.

Will was snapping the radish after playing in the mud.

by WillJERE January 12, 2010

Snappagus

An exclamatory phrase used to replace the clichéd "snap"

Raven: I turned him into a grape? OH SNAP.

Maria: Oh Raven, get with the times, you sound like my grandpa.

Louisa: I know! OH SNAPPAGUS

Andrea: bro, that's my word. You grubnubber.

by ohsnappagusyougrubnubber March 6, 2011

Snapping the Banjo

When the banjo string (between the bellend and the forskin) snaps while having sex.

Snapping the banjo- "The man snapped his banjo string last night"

by the one to obey December 6, 2015