Slapping the Happy Camper

a euphemism for male masturbation, or more literally, slapping someone that is just too perky.

Last night I was really slapping the happy camper !

by chas bran October 9, 2016

Slapping tacos

When two blown out lesbians scissoring

“Where’s Jenny?”
“I think she’s slapping tacos with barb”

by Black and mild September 11, 2019

boot slapping

a dance move; done by a fan of industrial music or Rivet-heads(look up definition).Rivet-head's often wear garb such as old army boots, giving a slap with the palm of the hand while dancing. dance popular among rivet-heads, performed chiefly to industrial or electronic based music.

Rivet-heads began boot slapping to show off their dance moves.

by CG roxane October 3, 2007

Cock-Slapping the Mona Lisa

This expression is supposed to imply a juxtaposition of a crass or offensive action against something that is held as sacrosanct by someone else.

Coined by Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw

"For four, what the fuck happened to Clive Winston, you pricks?! In his place we've got some multicoloured, giggly J-pop creature, and you can't play classic rock with that...thing. It's like cock-slapping the Mona Lisa."
-Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw in his Guitar Hero III review

by Platitude May 27, 2015

snailing

after a man ejaculates inside, the girl rubs on his body while pushing the ejaculate out, leaving a trail like a snail

the guy flipped out when she went snailing on his leg

by mojoe86 April 13, 2009

Double-Snapping

Verb:

The act of accidentally taking 2 pictures when only meaning to take one. This is often followed by a ton of people becoming really pissed off because they dropped out of their poses and therefore the second picture looks terrible.

Person 1: Excuse me sir can you take a picture of us?

Person 2: Sure no problem. (Double-Snaps)

Person 1: Damnit I probably look like an idiot in the second one! Nice going ass hole. I asked for one picture and you end up Double-Snapping

by Ike Nwamgbe September 25, 2011

Slapping the Weasel with the Right One

The act of masturbating, typically with the use of one's right hand.

Simon: "Dude, Ofena's claiming that Malcolm took advantage of her!"

Fredrik: "What!?, but she was the one who was trotting her turkey all up on his jive! Damn! If he would have just gone home and been slapping the weasel with the right one this never would have happened."

by J. H. Grissom September 27, 2008