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Handshakes with Snakes

Verb: (ˈhan(d)ˌSHāk/,wiTH/snāk-S/) Orig: Victorian England c. 1535(AD)
Slang verbiage, historically meaning "clandestine hand-jobs with strangers".

Modernly, it is used in conjunction with, or to replace the verb "fap" or "fapping" in groups(strangers or otherwise).
Ed liked handshakes with snakes, at the park, on sunny afternoons.

Allen and his friends had a handshakes with snakes session, all afternoon.
by FaeSkrinkles42 May 18, 2016
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Grub Snake

A name that is commonly used by the popular youtube commentator xcalizorz(Bruce) to describe a penis
Jensen has an augmented metallic grub snake.
by Marcus Junius Brutus October 25, 2011
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snake hours

The window of time in which native snakes are highly active in coastal regions of Australia, wherein an unofficial curfew is implemented to curb the increasing trend of snake bite mortality.

The commonly accepted hours of snake dominance are from 3am to 7am Australian Eastern Standard time, and 3am to 6am during daylight savings in all regions apart from far North Queensland where hours of activity are extended by an hour.
"Hey Tom, are you coming to Nick's birthday on Saturday?"

"Sure, but I'll have to leave early so that I can make it home before snake hours."
by PaulTheGOAT September 10, 2019
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Handshakes with Snakes

Verb: (ˈhan(d)ˌSHāk/,wiTH/snāk-S/) Orig: Victorian England c. 1535(AD)
Slang verbiage, historically meaning "clandestine hand-jobs with strangers".

Modernly, it is used in conjunction with, or to replace the verb "fap" or "fapping" in groups(strangers or otherwise).
Ed liked handshakes with snakes, at the park, on sunny afternoons.

Allen and his friends had a handshakes with snakes session, all afternoon.
by FaeSkrinkles42 May 18, 2016
mugGet the Handshakes with Snakesmug.

Snake-job

While performing fellatio, the fellatrix hyper-extends or dislocates the jaw so as to engulf the exceptionally large member of the fellatee – in the same manner a python is able to trap and swallow an entire goat or adult pig.
Tom: ‘I went out for drinks with that cougar, Sharon, last night and she gave me the best snake-job I’ve had all week.’
Floyd: ‘If she was nib-nobblin on you, it was no snake-job - just a search party.’

Tony (the Pony):’Shee-it, Bro, after washin’ the dog with yo’ girl last evenin’, she proceeded to present me with the sweetest snake-job, ever - as nothin’ else will suffice with my Alabama king snake.’
Chris: ‘Homes – you gots to stop doin’ so much ‘E’, it be messin’ with yo’ head. That ain’t my girl, dat was yo’ sistah.’

Andrew: ‘Comrade, I’ve watched “Iron Man V” twelve times and would like to test my theory that lubrication effects may negate the no-slip condition at the boundary by initiating a snake-job on your Choad.’
Alex: ‘Moose and squirrel.’
by Ex-Lax July 30, 2008
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snake xenzia

That game which legends play with Nokia keypad-phones.

If you still play this game, you have my respect.
Guy1: Bruh, wanna play PUBG?
Guy2: Fuck PUBG!! I'm trying to make a new high score on Snake Xenzia.
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shoot the snake

Practice of exposing an erect penis (boner) in order to startle an unsuspecting person. Quite often used as a put down when done to an unpopular male or a male from outside your own social group. The implication is the recipient of the snake enjoys seeing other guys' boners. Shooting the snake can also be used to break up dull parties when someone has too much to drink and goes around showing his bone to party guests. May result in being punched in the nose or kicked in the nads. Use with Caution!
That twerp Jeremy kept hanging around us last night so Brad decided to shoot the snake at him! I thought I'd die laughing!

I dared Brad to shoot the snake at that nerd who parked in his spot at school, he totally did it!

Brad got so faced last night he went around asking if anybody wanted to see him shoot the snake. Nobody did, LOL!
by Budly Dog August 24, 2009
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