by Crushedvelvets March 4, 2025
Get the Smuch mug.1. to get someone wet by rapidly releasing a large amount of water on them
2. to hit someone with a wet cloth
3. to get hit by a body of water, usually a wave
2. to hit someone with a wet cloth
3. to get hit by a body of water, usually a wave
“oh man, he smatched me and now my hair’s wet”
*holding a wet cloth* “I’m gonna smatch you if you don’t shut up”
“you should wear this unless you wanna get smatched”
*holding a wet cloth* “I’m gonna smatch you if you don’t shut up”
“you should wear this unless you wanna get smatched”
by babysharkuwu091 May 7, 2025
Get the smatch mug.A foul, swampy funk created when belly-sweat or under-boob sweat takes the express lane straight into the crotch, marinates there like day-old soup, and turns the whole situation into a humid disaster zone.
by XSullenX January 7, 2026
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