A person who refuses to draw necessary attention to themselves because they are secretly smuggling donkey dicks to keep all to themselves
Eli: I cant believe that guy didnt do the jeep wave back!
Warren: I know man, same thing on my bike. What a donkey dick smuggling cockmongrel!
Warren: I know man, same thing on my bike. What a donkey dick smuggling cockmongrel!
by jeepguy84 August 21, 2013
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Requires two people; one partner creates a firm seal around the other's anus; other partner passes gas into the mouth of the partner; the reciever can either:
a)inhale
b)swish gas as if smoking a cigar
c)puke
Requires two people; one partner creates a firm seal around the other's anus; other partner passes gas into the mouth of the partner; the reciever can either:
a)inhale
b)swish gas as if smoking a cigar
c)puke
by Jimmy Buttphuck February 15, 2004
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Woody's foot slipped in the hot tub, only to find out that Shantal was bone smuggler. Example 2: Rumor is: Lady Gaga is a bone smuggler.
by LadyJean January 14, 2010
Get the Bone Smuggler mug."The man was arressted for smuggling carrots in his anus in public... He was then referred to, as the great carrot smuggler.."
by Edazer... May 16, 2006
Get the Carrot Smuggler mug.An item of male clothing, usually very tight pants, i.e. those worn by rodeo fans; or Speedo trunks, that leave very little to the imagination when it comes to 'the package'.
You need the shield-sized belt buckle to offset the risk of a direct hit when wearing grape smugglers.
by elektronen August 31, 2011
Get the grape smugglers mug.A person that enjoys moving vast quantities of Hob nob (the tasty oaty biscuit) using only the anal cavity.
Daniel: I've got a real bad craving for a hobnob!
Kelly: Wait a minute I'm sure I've got an extra one up here somewhere! There it is!
Daniel: Did you just pull that out your arse?
Kelly: Yer, and there's plenty more where that came from!
Daniel: WTF, Your a Hob-Nob smuggler!
Kelly: Wait a minute I'm sure I've got an extra one up here somewhere! There it is!
Daniel: Did you just pull that out your arse?
Kelly: Yer, and there's plenty more where that came from!
Daniel: WTF, Your a Hob-Nob smuggler!
by crashandburnds December 15, 2009
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