smoothie

A guy that has a smooth crotch.

Chris and Ross shared chips and salsa, that makes one or both of them a smoothie.

Chris likes Glee, he must be a smoothie.

Ross watches Jersey Shore, he is a smoothie.

by Casey the Cat October 22, 2010

Smoosh

When a small human lays their entire body onto a larger human in an effort to flatten the person completely.

Big human: "I'm tired, want to go lay down?"
Little human: "Yeah but I'm going to totally smoosh you!"

Big human: "After a good night of smooshing I always get No FX Hot Dog In the Hallway in my head."
Little human: 🎶 "When I get on top of her I can't touch the mattress." 🎶

by ManicMonday September 11, 2013

smooshy

It is messy, done badly, crappy.

Man that painting is smooshy.
You are hella smooshy.
That is smooshy.

by Mr Jesse May 27, 2006

Cherry Smoothie

A nickname given to a boy who is incredibly smooth and sweet and lovable, just like a real cherry smoothie is!

Devon, you are such a cherry smoothie!

by Amber G September 27, 2005

Shooshing

2 adults in footy pajamas racing each other down carpeted stairs.

Julie: I want to have a pillow fight at our sleepover!
Dana: I'd rather be shooshing with you on the stairs...and then we could cuddle afterward!
Julie: That sounds SO fun...lets do it!

by pinkjewelz September 21, 2011

Turkish Smoothie

When you Put Your Cock Into A Blender for a couple seconds to get an adrenaline high

Duuuuuude i just chopped up my dick while i was Turkish Smoothieing

by Dickless69 October 24, 2010

Chicken Smoothie

A site that used to be fun, but now is filled with furries and wierdos with role playing games

Oh you play Chicken Smoothie? Your such a furrie!

by CHICKEN_S_M_O_O_T_H_I_E April 9, 2017