A three part covert sexual act comprised of:
Midnight: while your partner is sleeping
Ultra shocker: two in the pink, two in the stink
Spring time: ice cold water
Walking in on your sleeping partner, waking them up by dousing them with ice cold water, then while the person is waking and dazed you give them an ultra shocker.
The move can be followed up with a fish hook or a def jam.
Midnight: while your partner is sleeping
Ultra shocker: two in the pink, two in the stink
Spring time: ice cold water
Walking in on your sleeping partner, waking them up by dousing them with ice cold water, then while the person is waking and dazed you give them an ultra shocker.
The move can be followed up with a fish hook or a def jam.
I came home after a late night at work horny as he'll, my girlfriend was asleep, tried waking her up, no dice. So I went to the kitchen and got a bottle of evian from the fridge, went back to the room and gave her an ultra midnight spring shocker.
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an alternative version of the original shocker (two in the pink, one in the stink), in which the thumb is inserted into the woman's vagina, and the four remaining fingers are rammed into her pooper. aptly named the "chinatown shocker", the victim receives four (fingers) for the price of one (intact asshole), but leaves one wondering if the product was truly worth the bargain.
Scott:"Dude I gave Page the chinatown shocker last night"
Jeff: " one in the pink four in the stink?"
Scott: "You know it."
Jeff: "How'd that go over."
Scott: "Let's just say I had her on the edge of her seat."
Jeff: "You disgust me."
Jeff: " one in the pink four in the stink?"
Scott: "You know it."
Jeff: "How'd that go over."
Scott: "Let's just say I had her on the edge of her seat."
Jeff: "You disgust me."
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Edward: Did you hear what Johnny did?
Jethro: No
Edward: He gave Susy the Shock and Awe, I heard she was pissed
Random Homeless Man: I heard she liked it
Jethro: No
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Random Homeless Man: I heard she liked it
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