flying asshole smash

You climb butt naked to the the top of a couch that has been tipped on its end or a ladder or similar elevated perch, jump, spread your ass
cheeks mid flight, and land on the face of your buddy (or new friend) ass first.

I met a girl at church last week. I finally got the nerve to ask her on a date tuesday night. It went well...skeet shooting....mexican buffet ...flying asshole smash.

There is nothing quite like a first date flying asshole smash!

I managed to blow a load mid flight during my most recent flying asshole smash.......wowy!

by Lunicus November 4, 2013

Smash Piece

Used to describe a girl that is used for sex and would otherwise be regarded as useless.

She's a total smash piece.

by DGKidsLoveMe December 2, 2010

Smashing Pumpkins

An act that immediately preceeds being chased by the owners of said pumpkins

I was smashing pumpkins last halloween, and this crazy lady chased me in her car for a while

by Tim_Dayton November 20, 2004

Smash n Grab

A quick but unelegant burglary or theft.

"You want me to perform a smash n' grab at London-Freaking-Yard!?" - Lupin The 3rd

by J/P August 1, 2005

Gaijin Smash

The willfull breaking of Japanese convention rules by one who is not Japanese (a forigner cf. a gaijin)

I know its a red light, but I'm going to cross the road anyway, gaijin smash style.

I'm going to gaijin smash that red light.

by Rephaim May 2, 2007

get smashed

the excessive intake of alcahol enough to become intoxicated and nearly pass out also means drunk

Partys have many people who get smashed also at concerts

by spik31 April 18, 2010

Smash player

A Smash player is someone who plays a Smash Bros. game. The stereotypical Smash player is a smelly nerd that plays the game all day, only plays on legal stages, items never on, and is a pedophile. This isn't the case most of the time. Smash players are people of all ages that enjoy the game competitively or casually. The majority are competitive players. There are plenty of cringe/weird people in the community, but there is also plenty of really nice people as well. Many people make the generalization that Smash players are smelly nerds because they assume that since they spend lots of time on the game, they don't spend anytime on hygiene. This is true for some players, but not the majority of people. The stereotype that Smash players are pedophiles rose because in July, 2020, numerous sexual misconduct allegations were posted on Twitter about Smash players. These allegations were risen on over fifty members of the Super Smash Bros. community, including some of the game's most well-known professional players, commentators, tournament organizers, and content creators. The accusations included instances of sexual harassment, sexual assault, and sexual abuse of minors.

Average gamer: What's your favorite game?
Smash player: My favorite game is Smash Ultimate.
Average gamer: Ewww, so you're a pedophile.
Smash player: Fuck off.

Another situation:
Average gamer: What's your favorite game?
Smash player: My favorite game is Smash Ultimate.
Average gamer: Cool. I used to play that game, I sucked at it.
Smash player: Maybe we could play it together sometime and I can teach you.

by SipTR December 6, 2020