Stalinium

A metal forged by Stalin himself in the caves deep in Siberia, he commonly used his own sweat, bear blood form bears witch himself strangled, vodka and potato juice to glue it together, this material was used during 1939-1990’s. This material is not recognized by any country neither does it exist on the periodic table.
In 2013 when a company named gaijin (HQ in Russia) discovered the material and then force fed it to their server-hamster to power their god-forsaken-shit-ass-indestructible-fucking-medium-tanks, this material is commonly seen in the tanks: T-34 series and the T-72 AV(Turms-T) witch can bounce western NATO APFSDS made on 2009 on some bullshit-ass ERA with 5mm of kinetic armor protection.

Rick: Jimmy do you see that T-72 over there?

Jimmy: yes I have silver bullet powered by a McDonald’s deep fryer ready

*bounces on the side*

Rick: fucking Stalinium

by I_consume_littlechildren June 5, 2022

Smalding

Small, coping, seething, and malding

Saroney is smalding

by Average O&L Player October 15, 2022

Salinevangelist

"Salinevangelist" (noun): An individual who fervently believes in the transformative power of table salt when applied to baby guinea pigs, with the hope that this unconventional practice will lead to the emergence of ethereal "salt-pig angels."

The self-proclaimed salinevangelist passionately applies table salt to baby guinea pigs, convinced that this ritual will somehow bring forth enchanting "salt-pig angels."

by Rustic Clam August 13, 2023

alley smiling

Indulging in a brief bout of oral sex in a darkened hallway, alley or narrow opening.

brb... I'm just walking outside with my boo for some alley smiling

by mr. pickles December 16, 2015

Soul smiling

The feeling you get when you are high

David: How’s the weed man?
Greg: Duuuuude, this shit has my soul smiling

by ClapDemCheekz January 13, 2021

Daily.Stalin

An account on instagram that has posted USSR leader Joseph Stalin since September 2018. Each post contains Stalin and 2-9 Memes. He once forgot Stalin in his post and everyone made sure he knew.

My friend: Man, Daily.Stalin just posted!
Me: yeah, did you know he forgot to post Stalin one time?

by Dominus Blacklace February 7, 2021

La Salina

Straight gangsta ass bitch. Mobbin since day one. Shakes ass like she’s beyoncé. Don’t call her Mexican because she’s Puerto Rican.

Me: That girl is so cool.
You: Well duh… it’s La Salina.

by NotGavvo November 20, 2021