skeezerina

compound word: skeezer + balerina, a man who has backed out of or declined any type of man activity, acting like a sissy

Neil: "Hey Bob, your going to the show right?"
Bob: "no, my girl doesn't feel good. I'm going to stay home."
Neil:"your a skeezerina!"

by $DANNY_DOLLAR$ October 19, 2008

skeeter bridges

when an all black guy has no butt...even though it should come naturally.

Andrew Cummins is a black guy whose granny calls him skeeter bridges.

by Virgina Simmons. January 19, 2009

skeeter tracks

drops of sperm left on a bed or other surface after having sex.

Oh man, someone got laid and left skeeter tracks all over the bed.

by DATL December 16, 2008

skeeterd

skeeterd- when someone has been up to long or to high on coke

Man you look skeeterd out.

by downtownhunterbrown January 20, 2009

sheefer

the head of a beer. The last couple sips of beer in a can. When it's a tad warm.

=---Dude, pour your fucking sheefer out man, it's gross.
--- Let's combine the sheefers and make the pledge drink it!!

by xsfcsknj August 27, 2010

Skeeter-tot

The word is derived from skeet, to nut, and toddler. It refers to a younger girl that is hot, usually bordering on the legal limit. She is too young to be caught with by your friends for fear of ridicule, but maybe not so young that it is illegal to rail.

When I go home from college this summer, I may have to try to slam some skeeter-tots because the pick'ens will be slim.

by Straight A's Maze June 30, 2011

Skeeter Meter

A device used to measure the amount of ejaculatory fluids stored in one ones testicals

Just found out I'm ready to spluge after I checked my Skeeter Meter

by McSkeet September 15, 2011