When a male slathers his scrotum with honey, peanut brittle, nutella or other healthy, creamy substances that have been pre-warmed. He then proceeds to smear his scrotum "con-cock-tion" in the mouth of his un-willing or unconscious female partner.
Last night I ruffied some homeless chick and smearsacked the fuck out her. She woke up and thanked me for the meal.
by stirrer March 6, 2011
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smear can be used in any context u desire noun adverb adjective and even insult its prety much anything you want it to be at that given timee
would you quit being such a smear
did you check the smear on that one
yo did you get the smear
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andres and alex are the biggest smears on this earth
by andruuu July 21, 2008
Get the smear mug.(1) A term coined by Sargon of akkad Carl Benjamin As a response to him defending his rape comments
(2) Any person who gets notification gain by remarking are talking about people whether it be a negative or positive way ( i.e Gossip Blogger Paparazzi News Reporter)
(2) Any person who gets notification gain by remarking are talking about people whether it be a negative or positive way ( i.e Gossip Blogger Paparazzi News Reporter)
by EmJayee June 2, 2019
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The sidearm feverishly prepared his fifth culinary masterpiece while simultaneously smoking a pipe and saving a brown village.
by Skippy April 23, 2004
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by MrsDaveGrohl October 7, 2016
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