Wrong Side

Used to describe the behaviour of a guy that is heterosexual but for some reason, is acting gayer than a sailor in hotpants. Sometimes this is down to an unfortunate, yet entertaining personality trait. Other times it's totally random. Some fine examples of this behaviour are seen in guys that check themselves out in shop windows, guys that snatch up a copy of "Heat" and stare at the front page in clear disbelief, guys that say "Oh. My. GOD!!!", and guys that wave with all their fingers waggling like incy wincy spider.

-"Did you see that Beyoncé lost 12 pounds on a maple syrup diet? It's right here, look at this copy of Heat! Oh. My. GOD!!"

-"Dude, you're on the wrong side! We're here to buy porn!"

~ "Look at John, waving like a teenage harlot. He's on the wrong side today, that's for sure"

by MagickDio March 2, 2010

one sided

When someone can only see something from one point of view.

A lot of people can be very one sided when it comes to politics.

by PulpFictionFan94 April 11, 2017

dark siding

Being in the process of becoming a dark sider. An art only possible at a federal academy. Sleeping and or having a relationship with a female academy attendee is dark siding. The occurrence is due to someone no longer being able to go without getting any, often times it is safer to sleep with your own hand. Correction it is always safer to sleep with ones own hand.

Reference dark side definition #3 and #6

john doe has been dark siding for quite some time with jane deere

Why the hell would you be dark siding?

Masturbation is better then dark siding.

by kper June 7, 2007

side tit

When you're bangn' a bitch from the back and you reach around from the side and grab the side of her tit.

Jeromy was shaggin' some diseased bitch and got some side tit.

by Pete Schmakus February 21, 2004

Side Hams

When a girl with lower back fat wears tight pants and a tight shirt and the view from behind looks like she's smuggling two hams on her sides above her ass.

"That girl would be really hot if she did'nt have those big ass side hams"

by SITKO April 2, 2008

Side-Sass

1. the act of sassing on the side
2. Back-Sassing a little bit to the left or right, never to the front
3. the act of getting guidos annoyed
4. the act of talking about things that don't exist, which really happened

1. Stop side-sassing me guido
2. You should have side-sassed him

by Side-sassin ass April 12, 2010

side beer

The beer you drink on the side as you play beer pong. You sip this in between shots and as you wait for your opponent to make cups for you to drink.

"Dude, luckly I have this side beer because you guys aren't making any cups"

by thedave4449 April 20, 2009