shaved monkey

Man: Mankind: Human Beings: After all, the only thing that seperates man from all other primates is the ability to manipulate a razor.

every human being is a shaved monkey, some more than others.

by Obi Kaye November 6, 2008

Shave That Shit September

The time of year when your family and friends begin to encourage you to shave off the manly animal growing on your face that is still left over from the previous No Shave November.

Girlfriend: "Is that a small kitten on your upper lip?"
Boyfriend: "No babe, that's my stash left from No Shave November."
Girlfriend: "You must have missed the memo. It's Shave That Shit September, so shave that shit."

by Rae Dave January 16, 2009

No-Shave November

An excuse that one will not shave throughout the month of November

Man to Woman: Holy shit, your legs are hairy!
Woman to Man: -Bitchy- Uh, it's No-Shave November...

Child: You look just like Santa Claus!
Person: Shut the fuck up - it's No-Shave November

by noshaver:D November 15, 2009

Everest shave

a situation when you work you ass off and work does not seem to end

I need to everest shave this pile of exams

by geekworld October 13, 2005

No shave November

To not shave the whole month of November

Dude, are you going to participate in no shave November

by that on guy December 10, 2007

No Shave November

When a male doesn't shave their facial hair during the entire month of November. Also known as No Girlfriend November.

Boyfriend: I think I'm going to participate in No Shave November this year.
Girlfriend: That's fine, but don't call me until December 1st.

by idontlikebeards November 23, 2013

Full Shave November

A side project to No Shave November. Women are often executed for participating in No Shave November because social norm is that it is "unacceptable" and "disgusting" for women not to shave, or for women to have any excess hair on their body in general. Full Shave November encourages men to shave their legs, faces and armpits instead of growing their facial hair, thus reversing the gender roles.

Guy 1: Hey man are you doing No Shave November?
Guy 2: Nah, I'm doing Full Shave November. My sister got bashed for doing No Shave November just because she's a girl. Fuck traditional gender roles.

by Prostate Cancer Awareness November 5, 2012