butthole shielding

When you squeeze your asscheeks together to protect your butthole. A person who executes this act is likely doing it for one of two reasons:

1) To hold in a turd when you really have to take a shit
2) Protect yourself from butt rape

Person 1: Why is Carly walking so funny? I bet she had anal for the first time last night and her asshole hurts! WHORE!
Person 2: It looks like she is actually butthole shielding. I bet she has diarrhea.

by laserboy January 8, 2016

butt shreking

The act of painting your partner's buttocks green before engaging in anal intercourse.

I saw Kevin's boxers, Jay was definitely butt shreking him last night.

by sinecosine September 8, 2021

Race-shielding

Including casting of People of Color in a piece of media so that any criticism of the work can be blamed on "racism"

"These racists are hating on Rings of Power!"
"Nah, Amazon's just race-shielding. That show is trash."

by NoDoubleThink,Thanks September 8, 2022

Grimble shmeeding

When a powerful count requires you to snip the hairs from around his anus

“ I’m in good need of a grimble shmeeding tonight”

“I grimble shmed the f*ck out of him”

“Please bake me a nice grimble shmeed pie”

by Ne1hypinup May 27, 2023

Troll Shielding

When you attempt to join an organization or group with the intent of preventing yourself from being fucked with and or avoid criticism.

Frank: Did you know that Stan is gay?
John: Stan is only pretending to be gay for the purposes of troll shielding.

by AnthonyCumia June 17, 2024

Mustache-Shielding

When a person gives a hypothetical dilemma, and the responding party tries to include bypasses to make the scenario work better, Mustache-Shielding is when the person presenting the dilemma shuts down the bypasses to ensure that the scenario is still difficult.

"Would you go on a date with a girl with a mustache for 50 bucks?" -Jinya
"Can't I just shave off her mustache then?" -Shosh
"No, you're not allowed to." -Jinya
"Stop Mustache-Shielding you retard." -Shosh

by Sleepy Chigga October 8, 2025

BandGang / ShredGang

BandGang – Detroit Westside Blood-affiliated clique around 6 Mile, known for L-Block influence, ties to BGSG, and creating the “scam music” wave. Closely linked with ShredGang (SG) at Fenkell & Hubbell. Allies include TTO and some LA Blood sets; rivals include TMCNE, CashGang, and Choppa Boyz.

“BandGang / ShredGang run 6 Mile with BGSG, dropping scam music while holding strong ties to TTO and other Blood crews.”—Local Detroiter

by RealTalkOnlyFool October 10, 2025