Shlarg

The act of sucking in and out without removing mouth from object.

The woman shlarged the popsicle until it was completely gone.

by tinaanth October 20, 2012

shlong bro

Usally a douche, who is extremely good looking and uses it to be a fuckboi as much as possible.gets drunk and high all the time with his fellow shlong bros and gets girls when ever he wants because he is sexy as fuck and has giant muscles and a big cock. Uses protein to get fucking huge and eats pussy like a G. Most likely to join a frat in college and already dressed like one.

Every girl ever: Damn the Shlong bros are so sexy and have giants Cocos.
Shlong bros: Shlong bros for life dudddde!

by swagman4748 July 31, 2016

Shlong

The male coochie.

"I whacked DjSubs with my Shlong."

by Ben420xxxxxxx November 25, 2019

longus shlongus

a very long dick

girl: Damn he got a longus shlongus!

by dingus belingus May 22, 2017

Shlongs

Capri length pants for men. see shants
Should be avoided by most men, however, I have seen offenders trying to pull off the look.

That guy's shlongs are too tight and look horrible with those shoes.

by HaykeyT June 16, 2009

shlog

not quite shoe, not quite clog; clog with lip on the heel

I wore my shlogs instead of my clogs to work today.

by Shoppy June 15, 2004

shlong

what u have up ur ass

Damn how'd that shlong get in there?

by Shlong Master June 5, 2003