Drunk Shaming

Drunk shaming is a complex ritual wherein a person who passes out with his or her shoes on, while drinking heavily with others, is bodily modified. This modification can take the form of having ones eyebrows or head shaved, face and/or body written on, or any number of everyday objects piled atop one's passed out body. Drunk shaming often focuses on sexual innuendo, so pictures of cocks on faces and other parts of the body are common in male and female victims of drunk shaming.

While some have suggested that drunk shaming is a cultural ritual aimed at ridiculing those who drink too much, it is in fact a bacchanalian celebration of rampant inebriation.

Dude, I'm not sure exactly what happened, but I woke up the next morning half naked with 'BALLS' written on my forehead and duct tape covering my hair. It freaking hurt to pull off! It was like the worst case of drunk shaming ever.

by metaspencer October 25, 2013

Public Shaming

Current form of societal control used to manipulate your 8 year old son being accepted into a rec league baseball team. Related: public servant, good ole boy, chewing tobacco, carpetbaggers.

All the local kids got rejected from the team until their tax paying local voting parents used public shaming on the rec league into accepting them.

by Midwesternmick May 7, 2018

Sharting Asshole

Ocurrs when someone tries to fart but shit themselves instead.

Oh my god. I got a sharting asshole at the party last night.

by Jondavid March 2, 2005

sharking

Doing a backstroke with a boner.

Did you see Greg swimming with a protruding boner? He was totally sharking it!

by seanskiski July 4, 2014

salsa sharking

The act of having vaginal sex with a menstruating female.

Charlie's still in the shower. He salsa-sharked that chick from the party!

by The SARS Volta August 6, 2005

Fat Shaming

Something that needs to be done to get someone to lose weight before they develop diabetes, become ill and die.

Holy shit! Ian is 6"3 and 320lbs, he needs to lose weight before he gets ill, dies then won't be there to raise his own children. I might have to use the fat Shaming technique in order to get him to do show, it is the only way he will listen.

by UltimateDoge March 7, 2021

Body shaming

Shaming someone for something they cant change about their body.
YOU CAN CHANGE YOUR WEIGHT!

I would never date an amputee

He's not even 5 foot yet!

This is body shaming

by Chappy0509 January 8, 2022