Cummon Sense

The basic thought when deciding whether to participate in some form of sex involving ejaculation.

D00d1:I think Sarah want to go down on me
D00d2: Use your Cummon Sense, that shits nasty

by rawryoumotherfucker June 12, 2009

does that make sense

While originally used by professors of quantum physics to make sure students are understanding what they are talking about, it has evolved into a not so subtle way of insulting someone's intelligence.

1+1 equals two. Does that make sense?

by MarkyMark79 June 6, 2016

global sense

From the book, GLOBAL SENSE, by Judah Freed (an update of Thomas Paine's "Common Sense."). Term is used when an idea or action makes common sense from a global perspective. If everyone on earth thought or said or did that thing, the outcome would be good for the world.

Buying a hybrid car makes global sense. Eating food filled with preservatives does not make global sense. Mindful self rule makes global sense. Giving in to our authority addiction does not make global sense. Nonviolent social protest makes global sense. Violence and war does not make global sense. Promoting genuine democracy through self-restraint makes global sense. Imposing so-called "democracy" by force does not make global sense.

by A Word Fan August 23, 2006

The Seus

The greatest mythological figure of all freakin' time!!! Sometimes referred to as Theseus but his real name is The Seus. He is invincible and he has a stomp band called The Seus's players.

The Seus is the awesomest person who ever lived.

by Zach E S June 24, 2009

Seussical

A way of describing an object that looks as if it belongs in a Dr. Seuss book.

Cabbage Trees look very Seussical!

by Seuss February 16, 2005

Jew-senses

1. The ability of Jewish males have to find cheap products
2. Spidey-sense for Jews
3. The ability of Jewish females to find rich Jewish males for the eventual goal of marriage

1. After seeing that bacon was only 15 cents a pound, David's Jew-senses became activated.
2. My Jew-senses are tingling.
3. Even though she didn't like her date, Rachel's Jew-senses got her to go out with him again because he's loaded.

by Michael Weinstein October 3, 2004

Seussian

nonsensical yet fitting, onomotopaeic, a la Dr. Seuss

One fish, two fish...

by foltor September 2, 2005