Semection

Sem-ection.
This is the same as an Eremi and refers to your penis when it is between the semi-hard stage and a full erection.

It's not quite a semi and not quite an erection - it's a semection.

Example 1:
Girl: "Have you got a hard on!?"
Guy: "No"
Girl: "Yes you do!! It's bigger than a semi"
Guy: "I have a semection!"

Example 2:
"Lying beside this girl in bed it may have looked like I was semi'd up but I had a full semection on the go, if she was naked I would've had an erection."

by ShyTed77 April 5, 2010

semending

like saying something is good,like awsome,or like cool

dude that chick is semending.

by Davidventura4585 February 17, 2009

Semen Syphon

A girl who syphons semen into her. aka a megahoe.

That chick has done like a bazillion people this year. She is such a semen syphon.

by Such ma jewce April 23, 2009

Semenemy

Someone that you hate but happens to share a sexual partner with you.

EW he also had sex with that bitch? I hate her! We are NOT semen sisters, she is my SEMENEMY

by aztjsummer November 6, 2011

semen sticker

Any form of tissue or napkin remains that have stuck onto skin by semen. Also can be used to describe, in a less precise manner, tissue or napkin remains stuck by the means of a sticky liquid or sauce.

"Reginald had semen stickers on his fingers after wiping his dick down with Kleenex."

by HoneyMac November 29, 2012

selectus

Adj. Spoiled beyond repair

I'm sorry you're so selectus!

by Bent Overman December 14, 2013

selective undergarment bunching

Getting ones knickers in a twist for reasons that are not consistent over time. This applies especially to politicians engaged in spin control and selective outrage over the actions of others.

Jon Stewart used my new favorite phrase, selective undergarment bunching or SUB, to describe the reaction of some politcos on last night's show.

by Kelly-TBCRI January 28, 2014