spelling nazi 

1)A person who is usually educated but can't stand spelling errors. Especially common ones
2) Someone who doesn't get the joke from the BustedTees.com shirt saying "Your retarded"

1) My English teacher isn't a spelling nazi. She spelled "English" wrong.

2) Melissa Peach: *reads shirt* Your retarded what?
Me: You don't get it?
Melissa Peach: That's not right.
Me: *shakes head and murmurs* You're retarded.

spelling nazi by Encycl07pedia October 4, 2006

American Spelling 

Initiated by Noah Webster in the early 19th century, American Spelling is perhaps the most successful effort ever to make the English language more phonetically written, thus decreasing its unnecessary difficulties for people trying to learn it as a foreign language.

Come on, do people in England really pronounce "centre" as "sen-tray"?

American Spelling by Zalis August 3, 2004

Spelling Bee-otch

1. Someone who spells their name when they don’t need to, especially if they start using words. The words chosen are usually random or far more interesting than the person.

2. Someone who has a fucked up name but just won’t spell it and expects you to know how it should be spelled.

"My name is Pam Jones....That’s P-A-M....J-O-N-E-S." Said the spelling bee-otch

“My name is Joe Smith...J as in Jammin’, O as in Octopus, E as in Enlightenment....S as in Socialism, M as in Macho, I as in Illicit, T as in Tangerine, and H as in Heavenly”
“Sir, could you stop being a spelling bee-otch for one minute here.”

“My name is Jaxq Villaxiquocal.”
“Can you spell that please, Sir.”
“No, you should know how to spell that it’s a very simple name.”
“Well, if you’re going to be a spelling bee-otch I’m afraid that I just can’t help you today, sir.”

Spelling Bee-otch by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

salling 

A replacement for the word selling if you are a business teacher called Mr. Smith

I have no money so I am going out and salling my trousers later

salling by Sal the cow March 15, 2005

sellined 

This is a term in golf when you chunk the absolute shit out of a ball and it works out. It sounds terrible and has zero spin. The hitter usual acts as if it was well struck.

What the F? He sellined it to like 2 feet. Unreal.

sellined by b to the d 1995 November 19, 2011

Smelling Himself 

A heightened feeling of bravado that is often (but not always) false or undeserved.

Ex 1 Joe Burrow was really smelling himself at the end of the 2019 college football season.

Ex2 Did you see the way Christine was walking around at the party like her shit didn’t stink? She was really smelling herself.

Smelling Himself by jbarryd March 7, 2020

Spelling Patrol

Random people on the internet correcting every single spelling mistake that they spot.

Random Person On The Internet 1: Were do you find the things to make it?
Random Person On The Internet 2: Actually its "Where" so maybe next time go to school kid.
Random Person On The Internet 1: Ugh Spelling Patrol is so annoying.

Spelling Patrol by Proxyyz April 13, 2020