Watermelon with extra seeds

Generally a female, though occasionally a male, with vast amounts of grotesque acne covering the facial region

Man 1: "Wow, check out the acne on that minga"
Man 2: "Watermelon with extra seeds!"

by will harris May 13, 2006

seedy

Feeling dirty inside when you wake up in the morning after a night out. Not quite hungover, but almost.

I feel way too seedy to go anywhere today.

by pessimisticoptimism June 13, 2006

a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire

a means of descibing something horrendously ugly or disgusting.

"Woo, she's uglier than a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire."

by Ariluto April 30, 2006

bad seed

Someone who performs Bad Seedish Stunts such as
driving without a liscence
walking in the dark
throwing wild parties
wearing marijuana boxers

Yo, that gangsta is such a bad seed have you seen his new pot boxers?

I'm a bad seed, i threw a wild party last night!

by ilovedannynoriega<3[kate] March 17, 2008

Seed Library

The section in some public libraries where you can use your library card to check out heirloom (local) seeds, with the implied promise that if your gardening efforts are successful, you'll replace the seeds you 'borrowed' from the Seed Library by agreeing to give them some of the seeds that your new plants produced.

My public library now has a Seed Library inside which lets me check out packets of local seeds. It's made it super easy for me to grow salad greens and eat healthy for free.

by Emerson Crossjostle March 11, 2013

Sunflower Seed

When one ejaculates into his palm then makes a fist with that hand. The fist is then inserted into a vagina or anus and then the hand is opened, looking like a sunflower and delivering the seed.

Last night I gave my girl friend a sunflower seed, I don't know if she was more upset about my fisting her or the jizz coming out of her ass 5 hours later.

by goldteeth0 March 1, 2013

flax seeds

grainy little seeds that give you diarrhea. they taste disgusting.

my grandma always keeps a bag of flax seeds at hand, because she is always constipated.

by Tinkerbelll April 28, 2004