Sebastopol

Walking down Sebastopol's Main Street you may notice anything from some pathetic middle-aged virgin dressed like a wizard; a bunch of clueless old folks who are very much supported by housing and a senior center, but watch out for the old lady driving the wrong way down the one-way street; or some snobby dipshit who thinks his shit don't stink. Both uppity hippies and dopey conservatives try to live with each other here. From holes drilled along the sidewalks, flags that were deposited by the local Boys Scouts troop stand and wave on all the patriotic holidays, and it was scandalous when some dude was caught by a bank machine camera trying to fill the flag holes with cement in the middle of the night. The anti-war Women in Black protest while across the street a bunch of rednecks wearing yellow ribbons chant loudly at them "Support our troops!"

Redneck: Support yer troops!

Women in Black: Stop the bloodshed!

Dude: Sebastopol is intense, man.

by Jimmy Rashaverak April 27, 2011

Sebastian

That one really extra gay dude that tries to act like he’s not a homosexual and is afraid to come out the closet

“Hey Sebastian I’m not gay”
Sebastian: “But I am

by Boot mid ball January 18, 2019

sebastian tay

A pro at doing stuff, also very smart. Tough, clever, handsome, funny and no one ever dares to mess with him. If you have a friend named Sebastian Tay, you are lucky! He is the kindest person you will ever meet but just do not mess with him or her will beat you up.

Sebastian Tay is the best person in the world! He is destined to be the best!

by Sebastian Tan January 23, 2018

Sebastian Squire

A white boy who resides in Northern California who is thought by historians to be a reincarnation of Nazi Führer Adolf Hitler. Sebastian has been accused of perpetuating the Holocaust and promoting the superiority of the Aryan race.

Hans: "Der Führer, Heil Sebastian Squire!"

by LargeAndi March 6, 2019

Sebastian

Someone weird who is not good at playing the trombone

1: did you here that guy play?
2:He's a total sebastian

by Thebestzaven June 20, 2019

Sebastian

A nice man with many talents. He is also very attractive and sometimes sporty. They are very intelligent and the sweetest person one can meet. At first they may be shy and careful but if you tend to get closer to him he will play a lot with you. He's also very trustworthy and only trust those he truly loves and cares about the most his deepest secrets. He is yet one of the greatest people you'll ever meet in your life.

Omg you're like a Sebastian now!

by Namjoonies_crabs January 31, 2020

sebastian

a sweet boi who is perfect boyfriend but is a danger in bed rocking a 8inc

damn sebastian

by negative99 May 1, 2020