screwdified

The act of being screwed

"Hey dude, here comes the cops, we are SO screwdified!"

by Sean November 22, 2004

Inuyasha Screwdriver

While watching inuyasha you start to masterbate on a fat girls breasts then you fill up a gatorade bottle with diarea and scream BONZAI while pouring the poo on a screwdriver and shoving it into her vagina but this cannot be done during the actual show it has to be done in a commercial break

Bob:Bettys mom must be in so much pain right now after I gave her that inuyasha screwdriver.

by luvs2shit76 June 27, 2010

scrundies

think dirty,filthy underwear

then drag them through a pile of shit

and bake them

they're scrundies

dude, look what i found, some kick-ass scrundies, Don't wedgie me, I'm wearing scrundies!!!

by voima May 29, 2009

scrent

Slang for a "cent."

Give me fiddy scrents!

by JamR January 28, 2007

serendipitousity

the action of being serendipitous, useful, exceptional.

your advice was of the utmost serendipitousity.

by Jason Post June 8, 2007

Schendtism

being an excessive douchebag who can not pick up on social cues such as sarcasm and speaks like he/she is stuck in the 1800s

I shall not be able to join you this morning as i have come down with schendtism

by shetbeg May 15, 2011

Serendipity

When a dick falls from the sky and hits you in the face.... RARE. The cock slaps you on the right side of the cheek with a resounding thwack.... now the question is..
What wilt thou do with this pennissssss?

My life is stinging from all this mothafuckin serendipity y’all...

by Camusisyaboy December 7, 2019