scotch face

Usually when someone's face is red and weathered due to excessive alcohol consumption.

Look at that ragged out guy at the bar, he's got total scotch face.

by NoLuv4Strange December 7, 2015

Scooshers

Scottish word for water that is ejected from a car to clean its windows.

"Here mate, your windscreen is absolutely boggin, turn your scooshers on"

by metalfacemark July 27, 2018

scotchafile

A person whom in the prusit of scotch excellence sacrifices their dignity settling for an underage alternative

Pedophile: mmmm 12 year old
Scotchafile: mmmm 12 year old scotch

by Ghostspectre July 31, 2019

Scotchly

A group of men that is very fond and or worshipper of the scotch brand of tape and other office materials.

yeah my dad is apart of a scotchly

by fatassratfromkansas March 21, 2020

most scoash

to do something quickly, or to get something done quickly

Soldier 1: We need to exfiltrate MOST SCOASH!!!
Soldier 2: Hooah!

by Dj SKRATCH December 28, 2007

Spicy Scoots

When you have the scoots (diarrhea) and it burns your assole and the area aroudn your asshole. Usually suffered after eating spicy foods or drinking too much.

Jeb: Hey Mark, why are you walking so wierd?
Mark: I just had a bad case of the spicy scoots and my ass burns like a motherfucker!
Jeb: Oh man, thats too bad!

by Johnny99112 March 28, 2011

posh scot

A shit that leaves no mark on the bowl, no mark on the paper, and the shitter feeling completely satisfied.

Did you have a nice shit Jeff?
I had a fucking posh scot.
Say no more Jeff, say no more.

by plumpertron August 29, 2017