Bottle Shocked

The adjective describing someone who is shocked and or appalled by the drastic changes given to the Propel Water's new appearance. Person Usually feels faint, and may even vomit in some cases.

Boy 1: Hey check out Propels new bottles, they're adorable!

Boy 2: *throws up*

Boy 1: oooh.....must be Bottle Shocked, poor lad.

by Propel connoisseur March 13, 2009

That tap is like a Eunuch's cock

Expression used by bar staff to describe a a beer tap for a product that is no longer in stock and has been so for an extended period. Generally the product in question will never be stocked again so it is only due to the idiotcy of management that the tap remains in place.

Customer: I'll have a pint of Becks.
Exasperated barman: Sorry but we've no Becks on draught.
Customer: But there's a tap there.
Increasingly irate barman: That tap is like a Eunuch's cock. I can pull at it all day and nothing's going to comeout.

by Elburno February 18, 2008

shocklog

Taking such a large sh*t that your shocked to see the large log sitting there in the toilet bowl.

"Yo Dan I just left the biggest shocklog in your moms bathroom, I'm surprised it came out."

by Hey-Zues April 7, 2007

Scookie

A cookie in the shape of Snookie's face from Jersey Shore.

The word scookie originated when Prussia (the awesome) accidently misspelled the word 'cookie'

The definition arose when America and Germany claimed it had the face of Snookie from Jersey Shore

Himaruya: *Gives America a scookie*

Prussia: *jealous*

America: *NOMS*

by THE...PERSON >> December 27, 2010

Shocking finish

When you're fucking a girl from behind and right as you cum you taze her. Now that's love.

Hooked up with a girl at barrettes last night, stole her taser, and gave her a shocking finish.

by BnD Barrettes June 14, 2018

Jazzaphilactic Shock

A sudden episode of intense Jazz cramps. Also known as a Jazz Attack or Jazz Trance, wherein the possessor is overwhelmed by the musical genre of Jazz physically/emotionally.

"Damn it Jim! This man is in Jazzaphilactic shock and I'm a Doctor! Not a Saxophonist!"

by herebejames December 30, 2008

Upside-Down Reverse Shocker

index finger, ring finger and pinky finger pointing towards the ground, resulting in one in the pink, two in the stink or one in the jelly, two in the smelly.

Tonia was attempting to be cool for a facebook photo by throwing up dueces, but instead threw an upside-down reverse shocker with a sexy pucker!

by gmmagnet November 26, 2010