Sammers

To place your hand between the legs of another and move your hand back and forth, slapping the thighs as a salmon's tail might.

"You should go sammers the hell out of Allanna!"

by Norm Norman February 6, 2009

Sammer

The best, funniest guy on Earth. A very cute male who is very attractive and loving. The most muscular male, a very nice guy.

He's just like Sammer!

by efsuruigergefg May 18, 2011

shammered

hammered and smashed combined into one

"omg I was so fuckn shmammered at daniel's party!"

by Fini August 8, 2004

spammer

A really annoying individual that joins forums and other online communities to spam. "Spam" is anything random and offtopic. Spammers repeadetly spam and usually annoy the non-spammers.
Spammers usually get *punched* by non-spammers in the community.

John0123- Well, I got a Nintendo Wii yesterday, it's pretty cool.
Gary73- Do you prefer the Nintendo Wii or the PS3?
74Y1012- HEY YOU GUYS! CHICKEN IS MY FAVORITE FOOD!
John0123- Hey, numbers guy don't be a spammer or you will be punched. John, I like the Nintendo Wii better I guess.
74Y1012- No.
Gary73 *punches 74Y1012*. And why do you like the Wii better?

by koopa7 July 20, 2008

Tequila Slammer

A cocktail where a measure of tequila, a measure of lemon juice, and some sparkling wine are poured directly into a glass without stirring or shaking, then the glass is slammed onto the bar or table to mix the ingredients. It is advisable to cover the top of the glass with a hand for this part.

Note: Weaker glasses may break, so use a strong glass.

Bob and me have been doing Tequila Slammers all night

by Poker_Weirdo December 9, 2008

dick spammer

someone who talks shit over the internet and you will never see them

guy 1: " i'll beat your ass".

guy 2: " dude your such a dick spammer, shut up"

by nightmare892 December 26, 2008

Alabama Turkey Slammer

The delicate process or jerking off with the soft under skin of a turkey's neck while trying to stuff it for thanksgiving

"Bentley got a little aroused while making thanksgiving dinner and decided he'd try the Alabama Turkey Slammer. That night the family sat down to dinner and all said what they were thankful for, Bentley of course was thankful that no one had noticed that the white sauce packet had not been opened"

by the real dovakin November 20, 2016