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Saturday Night Live

A now stupid sketch comedy show. As Mad TV get steadily better ( Though is also still sucks), SNL gets increasingly worse. One lame sketch includes everyone dressing up as dogs and pretending to be in a restaurant, while everyone humps each other.
Did you watch SNL last night?
No...no, no, no no no no NO NO NO.
by Sephy September 15, 2005
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Saturday

Saturday - (noun)

1) The day of the week where you feel the damage done to your body after a Friday night spent out in the world of a college town. Energy level ~ 5%, Laziness >= 80%, Bodily pain >= 30%, Loss of soul and liver >= 75%.

2) Also a day of recuperation and reflection, in order to repeat the Friday night that got you here all over again, with some minor changes that while with good intentions, will probably land you even more messed up for Sunday, if you make it back at all.
Friend A (at 9am) - "Yo man you alive?"
Friend B (in bed) - "Wtf dude its Saturday, it's not even college morning yet."
Friend A - "Haha sorry bro I'll be back later we're goin to breakfast."
Friend B (almost inaudible gibberish) - "Good luck with that I can't move" - (Goes back to sleep)

*12 Hours later*
Friend C (female - 9pm) - "Hey we all going out again tonight?"
Friend B (now alive) - "Yea I heard there's something even better going on down at *** Walnut."

*4 hours later*
Friend A - "This party is crowded man."
Friend B - "Yea it's Saturday it's always like this its cool though at least there's tons of booze and bud."
Friend C - "Guys are those police lights outside."
Officer X - "Party's over, IDs out everybody"
by the DubC Ghandi February 28, 2011
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saturday night slaughter

the act of two guys tag teaming a girl on saturday night
jeremy: roy and wuhan totely pulled a saturday night slaughter on pebbles. . ha ha ha ha
by gnarkill1985 August 13, 2009
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Saturne

A Parisian Varied Artist.
Saturne is junglecookie.
by thenumeralzero August 21, 2009
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Saturday night girl

His regular weekly fuck that he can count on. Probably not a romance.
She was tired of being his Saturday night girl.
by Notblond November 26, 2017
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Saturday Night Live

A variety show started in 1975 by Lorne Michaels that has featured many different casts and cast members. Saturday Night Live started to career of comedians including Chevy Chase, John Belushi, Dan Aykroyd, Dana Carvey, Phil Hartman, Eddie Murphy, Adam Sandler, Will Ferrell, Tina Fey, Jimmy Fallon, and more. Saturday Night Live is often referred to as "declining", generally by people who cannot accept the fact that comedy is changing and progressing, people who desire to remain living in the past of the show. If Saturday Night Live was to stay the same forever, it would lose it's touch and ability to speak with the current audience. Saturday Night Live is ever changing and growing, a fact that some viewers cannot handle or process, leaving them in a state of pointless anger and frustration.
Saturday Night Live is on at 11:30 tonight on NBC.

I can't believe Saturday Night Live has been on for 37 seasons!
by Flugelle February 24, 2012
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