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tit sandles

Tit sandles are when a woman has really saggy boobs
"Man her boobs are soo saggy she could have tit sandles
by Seth Sturgeon June 12, 2008
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socks & sandals

The Most effective contraception ... in the world being 99.9999999999999999999% effective.

Studies by the University of The West of Scotland show that women are instantly turned off by the phenomenon and instantly friend zone you or worse put out a restraining order on you.

Basically if you wear Socks & Sandals and have never had sex before, you never will*.

*= Exceptions to this rule have been found in Canada.
Woman 1: That guy looks kinda cute!

Woman 2: Yea, OMG LOOK AT HIS FEET?!?

Woman 1: Oh WTF Socks & Sandals? I'm now drier than the Sahara desert !!
by WelshDan March 23, 2017
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adam sandler

A very funny guy, who used to work for SNL.

His movies include, Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore, The Wedding Singer, The WaterBoy, Mr. Deeds, Anger Management, 50 First Dates, The Longest Yard, Click, and many more.

My favorite one is 50 First Dates!
by metallkidd93 February 23, 2008
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Sandle

Referring to Greg Sanders and Sara Sidle from the popular tv crime show, CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. When you combine Sanders (Greg) and Sidle (Sara) you get Sandle. This became popular since Sara and Greg are very flirtatious towards each other.
On YouTube there always seems to be a new Sandle video.
by itsxlexyxfoo December 12, 2008
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Tokyo Sandblaster

A sexual act where a Japanese women with extremely chapped lips, often a prostitute but not always, gives a man an extremely harsh blowjob. Can be broadened to apply to any Asian female in need of lip balm.
Man! Mai really gave me the Tokyo Sandblaster last night! Where's the Burt's Bees when you need it?
by FreakOutAdams November 12, 2010
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Ghandi's Sandals

Something that is especially dry or crusty.
"Her fish mitten were dryer than Ghandi's Sandals"
by Gary Benton October 18, 2006
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The Dirty Sandusky

The act of forceful sodimization or the penetration of the anus forcefully.
Last night my boyfriend thought it would be ok to be kinky and perform a dirty sandusky.

The other day i was on the train and was knocked out and i was sure someone gave me the dirty sandusky.
by Southiekid94 February 14, 2012
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