Really sexy and funny. Curly hair that isn’t a perm. Tiny cock but HUGE Saggy balls to make up for it. Normals sized nipples. 10 pack. Great jawline and muscles. Great at kissing and sex and stuff.
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vb.) The ultimate ass kicking. When a black man says, "I'm gonna Samuel L. Fucking Jackson yo ass!" You know he means it.
Ex.) To Samuel L. Fucking Jackson:
"What did you do last night?"
--"I Samuel L. Fucking Jacksoned someone for keying my car."
"What did you do last night?"
--"I Samuel L. Fucking Jacksoned someone for keying my car."
by Kim MOTHERFUCKING Weems December 9, 2008
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He's been known to use a device he constructed using mirrors and sticks to look up pipes and watch you while you take a shower.
He's been known to use a device he constructed using mirrors and sticks to look up pipes and watch you while you take a shower.
Dude1: I looked down my drain in my bath tub and I saw a mirror with an eye staring at me... and then it was gone..
Dude2: wtf??
Dude3: lmao
Dude1: .... i'm being serious
Dude2: ???
Dude3: you think it was samuel?
Dude1: who the fuck is samuel?
Dude2: wtf??
Dude3: lmao
Dude1: .... i'm being serious
Dude2: ???
Dude3: you think it was samuel?
Dude1: who the fuck is samuel?
by IwasAdopted January 11, 2008
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This is the sexual act of when one man has a massive scrotum which forms a camel toe like shape in their trousers (shorts, underwear, etc) . Then the man asks random people from his home town to take a whiff of the in between of his samel toe
Joe: has that guy from town asked you to sniff his samel toe yet .
Max: no not yet one of my others pals has told me the stench is unbearable.
Max: no not yet one of my others pals has told me the stench is unbearable.
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