Schmolly

a cute little girl

Schmolly is such a cute little girl

by HEEEEHEHEHEHEHEHE June 22, 2023

Sachmeister

A Type of German lap dance that involves as large and unconvincingly dressed transvestite that leaves you thoroughly uncomfortable.

The ugly bitch insisted on giving me a Sachmeister, lets just bloody go

by Alex Appolonovas Bare Ass September 13, 2023

schmogle

An alternative name for trail mix.

Other names include: Gorp, Scroggin

Dude 1: Yo did u pack the schmogle?!
Dude 2: You know I never leave the house without it!

by sonnnyy October 2, 2023

Schmonkey

Someone who wears glasses, has curly hair, and their first initial is J

You know I’m certain Josh is a Schmonkey.

by Bunsbiy March 1, 2024

Schmol

Small.

It's very schmol.

by LuluSchmol March 8, 2024

Schmongle Glob

A severe mistake that has a giant effect on the person who did it at the least. It is the worst of mistakes one may make.

What kind of mistake is considered a schmongle glob heavily changes from person to person, it is rare for 2 or more people to share a mistake that would be a schmongle glob.

A person usually cannot make a worse mistake than a schmongle glob.

"I think I just did a schmongle glob."

"Bro you're a fucking dumbass; how the fuck did you even do that?"

by Caviar_Standaard April 11, 2024

Schmoicael

Can be good or bad. Sick/dope/gnarly. Trendy term for something that’s cool

Man, did you see the new kid? He’s got some schmoicael rizz.

by RizzySkibidiTerms November 28, 2024