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Any Port In A Storm

When you fuck a girl just because its take it or leave.

Also a scene band from Garner which serves as a portable Mecca for the growing Emo population. They are extremely metal-core, AKA terrible.
Tom "Dude I had to man, she was an any port in a storm situation."
Fred "Still, why? I'd rather listen to APIAS."
Tom "Not much better dude."
by www.ushistory.com March 19, 2009
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Any Port in a Storm

After a long period without sexual contact, a male's willingness to have sex with anything that moves (or doesn't).
After a week in prison, I was ready to dock my boat in any port in a storm.
by vagsurfer March 21, 2009
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A handsome young and intelligent young man who all girls like but he like the one girl u would think he wouldn't he is loving and caring and can be in a serous relationship
Storm is a chick magnet
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She sat by the pool and slormed sunscreen all over herself
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brown storm

Similar the concept of a golden shower, but intstead you take a dump on someone. Also could be used if someone shits their pants!
I was so grossed out by the brown storm unleashed on my chest by my boyfriend that I brown stormed my pants!
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Stormdrane

Dang, that Stormdrane is high on paracord again...
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storming out

Disorderly, disruptivly and or violently leaving the scene.
We all were "storming out" of the mall due to being treated bad.
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