wartie sword

A dick riddled with genital warts and/or herpes, making finding a sexual partner a daunting task.

Meat Loaf is referring to his wartie sword in his song "I would do anything for love." Meat Loaf's monster remains on the leash despite advances from his bitch.

by workinghard January 08, 2009

Plot Sword

The opposite of plot armor. The plot sword is a plot device where, the main character or group is killed off for plot reasons (as opposed to plot armor which protects the protagonist(s)

The chraracters in Rogue One got annihilated by the Plot Sword

by JimboSlice197 January 02, 2017

touching swords

When 3 men fiddle with their fiddles

The 3 three men where touching swords in the bathroom at Walmart

by Swoggity swag May 17, 2014

skin sword

A slang term for a penis.

I pull out my skin sword and make you cum
Rub it all around and stick it in your bum

by NateAbel August 10, 2006

sword in the stone

sex position where the woman lies on her neck with her legs spread and the guy stands over her and dips his cock in that pussy

none that I can think of, peter north does it in a movie though

by Fil December 18, 2004

Cunt Sword

Reference towards the male sexual repoduction parts.

Stop being a Cunt Sword!

She wants to see my Cunt Sword.

I'm going to slay this bitch with my cunt sword.

by Turrbo November 02, 2009

swords high

adj. A term describing the current status of your "sword" when an attractive member of the opposite sex is in sight.

A hot female passes by Atro, and Atro, reflexively and unwittingly, says "Swords high... very, very high."

by Anointed Rodent April 11, 2005