dick stuck in a toaster

The act of ,whether on purpose or accidental, somehow getting your dick stuck in a toaster.

"Hey dude I need help!"
"Help with what?"
"I got my dick stuck in a toaster!"
"WHAT THE FUCK!?"

by TheBeaterOfMeats August 7, 2017

My dogs stuck in a tree

The excuse you use when you see a girl for the first time and she's ugly and you want to leave

I'm sorry but I have to go, my dogs stuck in a tree.

by Poptart condom November 6, 2015

I was stuck at Zbt

gangbang

Sorry I didn’t pick up Thursday night, I was stuck at zbt

by Old Spice May 3, 2018

balls are stuck in the chimney

Balls are stuck in the chimney: When a person is confused or in a difficult situation. Similar to the popular phrase in a pickle.

Jamie is stuck on a maths problem.

Jamie: Oh man, this question is really hard. My balls are stuck in the chimney.

Charlie: What does that mean?

Jamie: My balls are stuck in the chimney is just another way of saying I’m confused or I’m in a pickle.

by nkmakesp July 6, 2023

Keep making that face, It’ll get stuck like that

Shut your face; fuck off; Stop making that asshole face.

Keep making that face, It’ll get stuck like that

by SPortyPiyal April 12, 2017

Shower Stuck

Prolonging your shower because it is freezing outside and the shower water is warm

"Why were you late to history class today, Eric?"

"I got shower stuck for five
minutes dude."

by William Eric Andrew Coleman January 23, 2009

get stuck RIGHT in

Also abbreviated to GSRIN. Difficult to define. A stronger version of get stuck in, it relates to becoming completely absorbed in a task to the point of retarded autism, becoming completely oblivious to the basic human needs of yourself and everyone around you, or just giving someone heaps and heaps of shit to the point that if they ignore you they look like a fucking idiot.

The key to the definition is pronoucing RIGHT properly - it's a subtle mix of the feral accents of the boofheads on the Footy Show and... a freaky cannibalistic murderer who is harrassing his kidnapped victim.

Sharma: Hutnut, I reckon you should do the Japan brief and I don't want to just get stuck in. How stuck in do I want you to get.......? I want you to get stuck RIGHT in.

or

Merz: Hey Hungry Hungry, can you get the door?
Hungry Hungry: Shut up, you fat pirate.
Small man Wicky: Yeah! The boys are getting STUCK RIGHT IN!!!!!

by hutnut999 May 19, 2010