stoned

what people do when they find their pink floyd albums

i'm going to get "stoned" and listen to dark side of the moon and look up "stoned" on the internet. woohoo!@

by this isn\'t your friend October 27, 2003

Stole my face

To ingest LSD (or occasionally other hallucinogens) given to you by another person, usually as a gift but sometimes in exchange for other drugs.

Also, to "steal someone's face" is to give them LSD, which they generally consume on the spot.

see also "steal her face", "stole his face", "steal your face", "steal their faces", etc, etc.

"I shared my last blunt with Sally last night, and she stole my face in return"

by Dango Bill December 5, 2009

stoked

To be in a state of happiness, excitement, anticipation, pride, and optimism. Word used often in Southern California by most surfers and skateboarders.

I'm so stoked about this party.

by Jon Thomas October 6, 2005

Stoned

the state i'm in at the moment. i'm almost positive it has different definitions for everyone, because everyone experiences a high differently. for me, i start thinking about ways to solve all the worlds problems or say something and laugh and then forget what i was laughing about. in this state, music sounds amplified and you feel like you're "in it". i find myself unable to not move to the music. but thats just me. everything becomes exponentially funnier. sometimes, you even hallucinate at this stage and see mickey mouse like i have. your limbs feel really heavy like rocks, hence the name "stoned" basically, the only way for you to really understand the definition is to get to this state yourself. so toke up !

"OH MY GOD LISTEN TO THIS" what ? "oh.. i forgot. i had a plan to save the seagulls but i forgot cus i'm stoned."

by brendabong November 1, 2009

stolen booty

Rape.

Bitch was riding my dick but afterwards called the cops and claimed "stolen booty". Cost me $14K to clear my name.

by Scott Free October 22, 2013

and i was stoned

Added to the end of a stupid excuse to make the excuse seem slightly better than what it is worth.

Will: Why'd you put that up on facebook.
Ed:Because it's funny.
Will:...
Ed:(realizing the seriousness) and i was stoned

by Ghost2human May 15, 2010

Stoned

1. The highest form of "spacing out" known to man, normally comes after smoking enough marijuana.

2. The third part in a three part cycle during the smoking of marijuana/pot (buzzed, high, stoned). Generally the weirdest point, where even the lines dividing lanes on the road can become the most interesting thing you've ever seen. Also that can be included as side effects random laughing, munchies, and just overall spaced out.

1. I was so stoned that I just stared at the T.V. for 3 hours straight not realizing what the fuck was going on around me.

2. "Yo, Tim did you get stoned man?"

"Hellz yeah, I couldn't help but stare at your family portrait for two hours while just sporadically laughing my ass off. Damn that picture must have a spell on it or some shit."

3. "So like I was saying, wait, what was I saying?"

by RAWR...Lolz April 13, 2009