spank 'n sniff

To jerk off, fling the goo and smell your hand.

I just caught some pictures of Janet Jackson's wardrobe malfunction. It's time to go home and give it the old spank 'n sniff.

by Monkeyfuck McGrew January 13, 2005

butt-sniff-alicious

Having the quality of something nasty, but in an oddly humorous way.

"Dude, did you see Sally throw up the other night?"
"I did! It was butt-sniff-alicious!"

by cowpie52 February 24, 2009

sniff his cucumber

Snorting a line of coke off of a penis (preferably a strippers penis)

*at a Bachelorette party* “Hey girl, you gonna sniff his cucumber tonight?” “Yas Bitch!!!!”

by Leetheconqered January 2, 2018

sniff my chip

you only use this word if you wanna humiliate your enemies and completely destroy them >:)

bradley: "kevin you're such a loser"
kevin: "awww, well sniff my chip >:p"

by lebeetch September 9, 2020

Sniff n Wag

going in to suck a cock and finding it smells so wanking instead

"he was a sniff n wag "

by hornybabelicious June 4, 2008

sneaking a pussy sniff

That sweet moment you catch a slight sniff of her pussy odor, without her noticing.

Nonchalantly putting your face in her vaginal area and ever so slightly sniffing. That’s sneaking a pussy sniff

by MadSkills October 31, 2017

Miami scratch and sniff

Now son ill tell you when you are older

Sarah gave me the 'ol Miami scratch and sniff last night and I can't feel my dick this mornin

by bigloinchboy69 August 24, 2021