bag of smashed assholes

a very ugly person can be described as the following

he looked like a bag of smashed assholes

by Fred Nichols January 2, 2004

can of smashed assholes

somthing thats is especially unpleasant/discusting

I went on the piss hard last night and I feel like a can of smashed assholes

by Joel R June 1, 2005

smather

1. To spread thickly: slather onions on the steak.
2. To cover with something spread thickly: bagels slathered with cream cheese.

The exotic dancer's chest was smathered with whipped cream.

by Tom F. January 22, 2005

Smashrash

A rash obtained upon sleeping with a person in possession of unclean genitals. Can be used to describe a yeast infection.

"Ah man, I totally did that Hillary check so hard last nigh"

Friend: "watch out buddy, the last person she boinked got a smashrash"

by Turbanate May 12, 2013

Smasharoni and Cheese

When you're vibing with someone and you ask them if they want to have some dirty sex with a little extra nasty, freaky, kink on it.

"Hey Frank!" "Hey Carol, you're looking good." "Thanks, Frank! Wanna come over for some smasharoni and cheese?"
"Shit yes I do, Carol! I'll grab the ass lube and baby carrots!"

by Dr. Dick Wiggle January 30, 2019

Edible smashed

The point at which an edible high becomes like a shroom high

Billy was so "edible smashed" that he was freestyling into his cup for the microphone effect.

by Thedude85 October 12, 2021

Smashed Penny

When a girl gives a guy a penny as a token of friendship, but the guy really is looking for more than friends, and is let down by the girl.

Julian got a Smashed Penny from Marissa yesterday, that said
"Julian+Marissa, best friends forever!" he was so pissed off!

by John Applesauces October 5, 2008