cock slapper

some one who likes to pin people down and make them feel the raff of their penis(also known as a schlong), they use a slightly hard swinging moshion like a whip to like a not very nice red mark, then the cock slappers tradition is to tell every one and then do it again for the hell of it

are you a cock slapper mr?
its the cock slapper of the day
is that the red mark of a cock slapper

by glennnn elliott August 2, 2006

shlong slapper

a joke so funny you have to slap in or around your shlongin, similar to a cunt slapper

"that was a real shlong slapper"

by say from mtv news October 28, 2007

sister slapper

When you live in Alabama and have incestual interactions with your sister.

You must be a sister slapper because you and your sister had sex last night!

by EVIL Ma January 12, 2019

southside slapper

the act of slapping ones testicles after a woman has finished sucking your ball sack!

"mmmmm... yo' mammy gave me a southside slapper before i pulled her hair and donkey punched her! Bitch fell asleep reeaaal quick."

by Merve Engle May 26, 2007

russian slapper

the process of spreading a humans butt cheeks cumming on the gouch and then slapping the cheeks together so it squirts back on you

Last night i gave my mother a russian slapper.

by Steven L January 25, 2009

monkey slapper

Some one who masturbates to much.

Fred is a total monkey slapper

by assjugs July 1, 2008

ball slapper

when your balls slapp against your girls theighs when your have sex

i hope i don't have a ball slapper with you

by jack March 8, 2003