Semi-quote

Something that is almost a quote, but not quite. It means you're borrowing some words and either can't quite remember the exact words, or you're twisting them for effect.

Is that what he really said?" "No, that's just a semi-quote.

by GeorgeIII January 11, 2011

Semifat

When a person is not hugely overweight but they still have some fat.

Person 1: That guy is semifat
Person 2: No he's not he's semifat

by Party it Party it Yeah December 3, 2011

Semicolonic Irrigation

Also known as the working class bidet. The Semicolonic irrigation is when you stand on your hands in the shower and position yourself so the shower head is aimed directly at your anus.

Joe was not classy enough for a bidet, but suffering from extreme swamp-ass he opted to undergo a semicolonic irrigation.

by ChuckChuckRazool July 9, 2012

semigovernmentaluberconglomermunicglobobusinecorporatocracy

1. A semigovernmentaluberconglomermunicglobobusinecorporatocracy is a type of non-human system or institution that has so many purposes and performs so many different functions that it cannot fit into any of the conventional designations typically assigned to any such entities.

Even though "Just Add Tits" started out as a typical marketing/advertising agency, its unprecedented expansion into a dizzying variety of areas -- Wetland management, Electronic taxidermy, Space exploration, Tax preparation, Biological warfare, Retail petroleum services, Orthadontics, Olfactory cryogenics, and the new KKK (a support group providing activities for morons who have tons of free time since Just Add Tits eliminated racism earlier this century) -- required the word semigovernmentaluberconglomermunicglobobusinecorporatocracy be invented to describe its scope and breadth.

by [e-mail] December 18, 2013

semi-flirt

Whenever one person flirts and the other person doesn't realise/notice.

Andrea was semi-flirting with Phil

by Misterunderstood December 28, 2015

Semigeniusishmess

(Noun: semi-gen-ius-ish-mess)

Origin: Maine, USA
Definition: You're not a genius, you're just a mess.

You shouldn't apply for that freelance gig after a couple glasses of wine. Tomorrow you'll realize that you weren't actually quirky and smart,... just kinda semigeniusishmess.

by TheHardcoreFreelancer May 21, 2016

Semichrist

A person that is similar to christ.

That guy can walk on water! He's a semichrist

by DiMiTrip June 8, 2016